"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
Oh my god, Motivational Joffrey
HOLD UP, is Armin the narrator what oh my god I never knew this, is this for real
WHAT IF HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT SURVIVES AND IS RETELLING THE STORY
i walked into static’s house late one night and
am i interrupting something private
yea man they were playing hopscotch rude for u to barge in unannounced
that hopscotch ends right in the bed that is suave as heck
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god